My eyes can't stop thinking this is a photoshop. It looks like a Cayenne coming out of warp space...

These reminds me of Tex Avery's "Car of Tomorrow" cartoon, where they showed off a bunch of wacky innovations for new cars at a fictional automotive trade show.

Here's a car for her:

Oh, you're one of those. Okay then. Sure, you win, whatever you say, you're so awesome. Gotta tell the people why they shouldn't love their own vehicles because you're not happy with how they're arranged. Peace out, bro.

You know, there's some strange shit called landing and gravity..

And Done.

I've probably been playing too many old racing games when I expected him to either bounce off, or go straight through leaving the banner standing.

"Dingolfing."

Holy cow, now if someone where to get one of those SEMA-quality pro-touring shops to build one of those up with modern components...I might have to rethink what my dream car would be.

That's a great idea — I should get some experts in on this.

Here's an idea for an article Jason:

should've used Rain-X.

Every single one made me jump. I'm such a pussy.

This is a wagon Skyline that has some brown on it

I like pictures of women with vehicles.

Here's your awesome 1970's simulator:

I thought it was an 8 series at first glance

Not as top heavy, more lift, more usable suspension travel, better approach/departure angles, low-range transfer case, lockers in both axles.

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