Fair enough. I was a little concerned I was making a mistake there.

Naps after a big bottle of wine- us plebes call that being passed out.

“Xanax / Riesling combo” - perfection!

(North) Jersey is in the pizza belt and didn’t vote for Trump. Those two things alone mean we can’t be the worst state.

I enjoyed her creamed jeans recipe. Jeffrey loved it.

I have a feeling when Jeffrey dies, she’s going to have him mummified and propped up in the house. She’ll pretend that he’s still alive, like Weekend at Bernie’s

“. She has one hell of a...education”

I am an ICU nurse and one year two of my co-workers did “The Battle Of the Cookbooks” My friend chose INA and the other poor bastard tried to battle her with Martha Stewart. So every week for several weeks, we would get something from each cookbook in a specific category (desserts, main dishes, etc.) and every damn…

Totally, but aren’t there only like 10 in the pack? I remember getting them once and being disappointed by how few there were. Long live the caramelized onion tarts.

My wife and I say that all the time while hate watching Ina’s show. Nice that his overly compensated role at Yale (emeritus now, I know) keeps him in New Haven all week. Ina also hangs out with a lot of gay men. She has a type.

You speak the truth. I don’t even find her annoying, I feel like she’s like an awesome rich aunt who is always on a nice xanax / reisling combo and can cook like a motherfucker.

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

I make her lemon cake recipe fairly often and it is to fucking die for. Half my family members request that instead of birthday cake.

New Jersey is a fucking dump, but its one saving grace is that the Turnpike makes it as easy as humanly possible to escape the dump as fast as humanly possible. Comparing it to the BW Parkway is like comparing Acela to a horse and buggy.

They’re so good that I’ll suck my own dick to completion?

Did you really just say that Maryland is no better than Jersey?

Ina Garten may be annoying as fuck, but her recipes more than make up for the whimsy. We’ve got a few of her cookbooks, and most dishes will make your mouth cream your jeans.

Give me back my avatar.

I’m glad SOMEbody finally said it. If it works for them, hey, great. But she should know those “naps” aren’t going any further than a cuddle maybe.

Underrated answer from that Ina Garten travesty of an interview: