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In that case, why the fuck am I wasting all this time and money on my IRA and 401k?? I won’t NEED legit retirement money— all I have to do is dress up like a Cute Little Old Lady[tm], go take some free diamonds from a store, resell them, and all will be forgiven!

Fuck that kid, right? Because he’s rich and white and entitled and remorseless.

No. Women who sound like this sound terrible. I can’t speak for anyone else, but it ain’t just the bros. Women who speak like this may come across as uniformed and unintelligent in a professional setting. Trust, as someone who is well versed in code switching, its fine to sound like a Kardashian amongst your friends.

Vocal fry doesn’t really bother me. I actually find upspeak far more distracting then vocal fry.

I just watched this straight for about two minutes

“Flirtation was what was going on" said the proudest ICE agent ever. "OMG A MODEL FLIRTED WITH MEEEEE!!!!! SQUEEE!!!!!"

With $134,000 worth of cocaine I would be flying over the border. Literally. Like no plane. Like as if I had wings. Like,like, like, like...

Smuggles your cocaine, Steals your heart.

They don’t think that far! Planned Parenthood? That’s the abortion place. That’s literally all they do, besides selling fetus parts in frozen icicles to liberals as a summer treat. They just don’t give a shit. Nothing else matters but the words “abortion” “gay” “minority” “welfare” “gun control”.

I say we all start our own trials and meet back for Saturday Night Social with the results

Not lying is a Commandment. Incredible how they claim to do these things in the name of God and yet fail to uphold the very basic principles of which Christianity was founded on. Frauds, liars, charlatans and grifters.

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

“My job is to look my best for others.”

I have the weirdest boner.

Everyone knows if you let kitty-cats on the counter, they’re gonna lick the donuts.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue: