Interesting how he’s answered half a dozen people since you posted this, but not you.

I think that is the first rule of Diva Cup: you must talk about Diva Cup.

Even the guys who don’t mind the period conversation usually blanch when you start talking about the period shits.

I opened a water bottle once when I was out and the thing splooshed water into my lap. It looked like I’d wet myself. I went “Meh” and went on with my day, but in high school I think I would have changed both my name and my school.

I have to photograph the package and text it to his phone because his only concern is that he buys the correct product (a thing which he is, admittedly, not good at).

This is perfect for college, because no dude is going to swipe that thing. I love it.

The only reason I didn’t send my husband to buy them is that he is notoriously bad at being able to find the item I want in a store, no matter what it is. I wanted X brand garlic pickles and he brings home Y brand spicy pickles. Now I take a picture of the packaging and text it to him. Works like a charm.

This is true. I’m 5’4” or 5”, and I don’t have much of a waist - I’m kind of cylindrical. If I was carrying it less evenly-distributed I’d probably have a bigger pants size or bra size.

... brb I need to make some changes to my D&D character sheet.

I was shopping for kayaks recently, and I found a model that was “for women”. Which at first seemed like some bullshit, but then I read the description. They’d polled female kayakers and done things like moved the seat position to accommodate a different center of gravity, and adjusted the carry handles for a shorter…

I weigh 150 and I’m anywhere between a 6 and a 12, depending on the brand. Women’s sizing ftw.

I semi-fondly remember Captain Blood. This game was HARD. You’d fly around talking to aliens and getting the coordinates of other aliens from them in an attempt to find your own rogue clones. But I’d invariably hit dead ends where aliens just gave me coordinates back to planets I’d already been to, or refused to talk…

My ex told me, because she also called him just before his second wedding to tell him the same thing. That’s when she asked for my phone number.

I want Samira to be the new Storm. Yeah, I know they already cast someone but there’s still time.

I was thinking “destruction of property”. ha. ha.

uuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhh stop talkingggggggggggggggggggggg

Action figures are way more fun. We got married in Vegas, so we put personalized playing cards and chocolates out for table decorations. Our guests ended up playing poker for chocolates.

Who ripped the other shoulder strap off? What do you mean it’s supposed to look like she was in a bar fight on her way down the aisle?

I asked mine what things he cared about. Food. Drinks. That his tux did not strangle him. That ... was about it. He’d been married before, though, so he probably had some idea. But yeah, try asking him what stuff he likes to see at weddings and what he thinks is important. 99.9% guarantee you he will not care what the…

I think Alaska is pretty good at that. I’ve only ever had a problem with them once, and when I complained I got a $50 voucher toward my next ticket. Since it wasn’t a huge issue in the first place (they wouldn’t let more than one person through security to pick up an unaccompanied minor, even though we were both on…