Photoshop some crew socks in there and we’d have a winner.

They should have put up the story about the guy who punched a bear trying to eat his chihuahua instead. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2015/04/28/pla…

If you’ll excuse this mostly-Wiccan for the expression: HELLS YES.

It was “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” that killed my dreams of becoming a writer. I can never ever top that.

It’s usually not. It’s a failure of the Mullerian ducts to fuse during gestation, which can have a few causes but chimerism doesn’t seem to be one of them. We attribute mine to my mother getting rubella while carrying me.

Theoretically! It has happened at least that women have had a different fetus in each uterus, but I don’t know the dad situations. Usually just one ovary ovulates each month, like a normal-uterus woman’s. But sometimes they can both go off separately - it seems like this lady would be a candidate for that issue since…

Like I am still pissed off for you about this. I want to go back in time and water-tribe out the door going “Fuck you I’ma eat all the Chipotle instead”

My theory is that it really hates head-tilts. Your face can be turned, but if your head is tilted it all goes to hell.

But only for the women, because it has nailed my spouse within a year of his age every time.

Also it’s usual to ovulate from just one ovary each month, like a normal-uterus woman would. But occasionally both ovaries go off and there have been women who carried a pregnancy in both uteruses at the same time.

Just one dose of hormonal BC, at least for me. But my hormones are quite normal and it sounds like hers are not.

Yup. Double the pap smear. And occasionally, they have mislabeled mine and there’s been confusion over which one was which side and I’ve had to redo it. “MY left, or the DOCTOR’S left??”

I linked a picture in one of the other threads. Basically it’s the bottom one.

That’s about how I am as well. I do have one child. My ob/gyn said I could labor if I wanted to, but I had a 70-80% chance of needing surgical intervention. Many women feel that the experience of labor is really important, so I appreciated the offer, but I am not one of them. We scheduled a c-section and I never had a…

So, two of my sisters-in-law do wedding photography. As a joke, my MIL posted a bunch of those horrible Russian wedding photos - you know, like where the bride is in a tiny bubble on the groom’s hand, and so on - as “suggestions”. One of them was these centaurs.

So, I wouldn’t think that’s recommended, and here’s why: you know how the uterus is shaped kind of like an upside-down pear? Well in my case, it’s more like two bananas facing away from each other. They’re not the right shape. And since there’s a possibility in even a normal-shaped woman that the IUD can perforate…

Wow how out of whack must your hormones be for them to run on separate cycles? Yikes.

So to clarify what I’m talking about, because my first reply to you wasn’t very good: there’s one vaginal opening. A little way inside that opening, a septum starts and runs to the back of the vagina. It may or may not go all the way up (mine stops just before my cervixes). So it’s not like, say, nostrils where…

Also I meant to say I love your username and I’m kind of jealous I didn’t think of it. Scars aplenty indeed.

OH MAN that has got to suck. I’ve never had a problem with that, thank goodness. I don’t know how my doctors handle that, but the insurance has never hassled me about that.