Most of you assholes do not understand what it’s like to be a 13-year-old gay male. It is lonely, and you look for love wherever you can find it. Sometimes you find it in older men. I lost my virginity to a 24 year old man when I was 13-14, and it was an experience I will never regret. It taught me a lot about myself,…

Wow, you fucking useless assholes really have lost it, haven’t you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, fuck the Democratic process and let’s just get rid of people we don’t like. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Your Liberal Autistic screeching drowns out any semblance of rhyme and reason, and you and your kind should go back to…

Oh, how easily we forget the anti-semitism that Walt Disney himself was accused of during his lifetime. Look, we all have said and done things that we are not proud of, and that might seem questionable in this “MUH FEEWINGS’ society. But why should anyone be punished for things did did and said years ago, especially…

This is so fucking stupid.

The art style made this a day one purchase for me. Please, for the love of all that is holy and pure, let this be on Switch.

You assholes sound triggered. Are you triggered? Because you sound triggered, assholes. He won, get the fuck. over. it. Grow the fuck up, and stop acting like the children you still are. You are an embarrasment to this country, your failed parents, and everyone who has every left you.

What I don’t understand is, these people know that the Switch doubles as a portable device. How are you supposed to have voice chat on teh go when the system does not use a cellular network? It’s basically a Nintendo branded iPad Mini (Wi-Fi only). How hard is it for people to understand that?

Based solely on Nintendo’s past experiences with any online services, I doubt that even $20 is low enough to have to deal with their limited and archaic infrastructure.

How else were you supposed to have wireless voice chat on a Switch with no cellular network? No Nintendo portable has had cellular service, only Wi-Fi. I mean, really. Let’s start using some common sense here.

Again, using copyrighted works without receiving expressed consent from the copyright holders is wrong. Look, I get it, Nintendo isn’t making any Metroid games. But you can’t just make a game using a copyrighted license and give it away on the internet. No creative mind would want to have games of questionable quality…

Holy crap, that is AWESOME!

Day fucking ONE!

Fuck that company and their opinions. Stick to making games and keep your fucking opinions about politics out of it. It’s a temporary ban that does not single out any specific religious group. Stop being fucking children and PAY ATTENTION to what is going on. The world is not the safe haven that all of you misguided…

Good. Teabagging is childish and so fucking immature. You want to do that when you are alone with your friends, go right ahead. In a public tournament, a man should act with some decorum and sense of fucking dignity. It’s called Good Sportsmanship, and it should be exercised in every “sport”. I don’t give a fuck if…

Holy shit, is everything offensive these days? How miserable and useless is your life that you feel the need to complain about the fictional weight of a fictional character? My God, it’s like we have stepped into some backwards society where everyone’s opinions matter, no matter how unwarranted and minuscule they are.…

I don’t need to be told not to have children to not have children. I see how kids are behaving these days, posting their bullshit online for the world to see, and you couldn’t pay me to have a child now or ever. I do not like children, they disgust me in fact, and I never considered it in the slightest. But every time…

Why are they even bothering to release this in Android? We all know that Android users do not spend any money on apps, and expect every game to be free or free-to-play. No sense catering games to people with no sense of value in gaming as a legitamate business.

FOOD IS WAYCIST!!!!!!

iOS users spend money on apps. Android users expect all apps to be free. That was the only reason.

Oh look, someone else who has never actually played the game yet still chooses to give their opinion. We can never have too many of you guys around! Let me break it down for you, since your opinion is automatically rendered worthless since you have obviously neve actually played the game;