What the hell Chelsea Starbucks are you referring to? Surely not the weirdly laid-out one on 27th and 6th that takes for-fucking-ever to pour a single cup of coffee? (I will allow that their afternoon staff is usually better at their jobs but seven hells, they need to put better people on the morning shift.)

No judgment, but Lorac Unzipped is by far the superior rose gold neutrals palette on the market, girl. (Seriously, I can't recommend it enough.)

Co-signed. I've never gotten the appeal of Chris Hemsworth myself. He and Charlie Hunnam both fall into that category of "huge blonde dudes with forgettable faces." Ruffalo, on the other hand... sweet jesus.

They're adding a lot of extra material to actually make it a coherent movie, rather than 2 hours of Katniss hiding in a bunker tying knots with Finnick and trying to avoid deciding which boy she likes better. As someone who LOVED the first two books and then was made so angry by the third I almost didn't even bother…

If we're deconstructing modern country cliches, it would be awesome if they didn't both have fried bleach-blonde hair that's been beaten into submission with a curling iron and that terrible, same-y makeup (orange foundation, Naked palette, black liner on the waterline, two metric tons of mascara) that looks like…

So do a lot of people who are otherwise decent human beings. If I had to hate everyone who ever said something stupid about feminism, I'd just be bumming myself out constantly.

Okay, the suggestion to nominees to "arrive by carpool" is hilarious, though. I hope that leads to really weird groups of people carpooling together. Andre Braugher, Peter Dinklage, Aaron Paul, and Jessica Lange all in one vehicle, please.

Well, aside from the fact that the Puritans didn't actually wear black very often - they were more often found in blues and greys and didn't have giant buckles on everything - their garb WAS very much religiously motivated. The first sets of colonists, particularly the Massachusetts Bay settlers, weren't actually the…

I guess I'll be the odd one out and say that I don't get it? Beard or no beard, I'm not overcome with lust in any way. I see guys who look like that every day and nine times out of ten, they're insufferable douchebags. Cookie-cutter, conventionally hot men do literally nothing for me.

The grass is always greener, I guess. I have naturally pale, sparse eyebrows that have to be filled in lest I look like Lord Voldemort. I'd give anything for naturally thick brows.

Time Magazine, like every other player in the flailing and failing print industry, puts the person most likely to sell magazines on the cover of the "most influential" issue. If anyone honestly believes that Beyonce is more influential in the global sphere than, I don't know, actual world leaders, I would recommend…

Speaking of Game of Thrones, I got in a dumb argument with my friend the other night because she said I was a weirdo for having a crush on Littlefinger. I feel like this video only validates my position, though.

Shrug. She's a perfectly good actress, but so is almost everyone else who has won an Oscar. I don't find her particularly interesting and there's certainly an element of tokenism in the way so many white people have rushed to celebrate her as "sooooo articulate," "soooo beautiful," "soooo intelligent" in ways they…

I don't find her all that compelling, honestly. She's a diplomat's Ivy League-educated daughter who grew up in an environment of privilege, and as someone who grew up in a trailer park surrounded by meth labs, I'm not really that interested in her success story. It's great that the fashion and film industries have…

I've always had a soft spot for Black Widow myself (one of the only explicitly Russian women to be written as a heroine in American media, which as a Russian-American, I really appreciate), but I'd also be super okay with Scarlet Witch getting her own movie first, which I've heard some rumblings about. Also, if I'm…

I've followed her for years and I agree. I think she suffers from what I casually call "pretty girls can't be funny" syndrome, in which people look at a snarky tweet that would OBVIOUSLY be read as a joke if it were from, like, Rob Delaney or Moshe Kasher, and assume she's being serious, because, you know, pretty…

I'm pretty sure the incident you're referring to was when she tweeted something along the lines of "Do I have to like Quevenzhane Wallis just because she's a kid? Because I still don't like her." Which, sorry, but that's a totally valid thing to say (no matter how cute a child actor may be, they almost always drive me…

I just said this on another comment above, but I don't think they were. It looks more like the outtakes were saved in low-res from an online lightbox or gallery, then blown back up to the size you see here. If the originals were that out of focus, they'd be unusable - Photoshop's sharpen function isn't that…

Not to defend Terry Richardson (file that under "sentences I never thought I'd write"), but unauthorized outtakes are not necessarily known for their high quality. These look like they were shrunk down to 400x300 or thereabouts, saved in low-res from a lightbox or something, and then resized back up to post here…

Rachel Dratch's Liz Taylor is Liz Taylor to me. There was an SNL sketch circa the Michael Jackson trial, in which Liz and Michael are trying to get a bunch of former child actors to testify that MJ never touched any of them, and I swear to God, the way Dratch yells "MACAAAAAULEY CUUUULKIN!" is the funniest thing in…