Only man I've ever thought pulled them off was Alan Cumming, but that's because he's generally pretty sexy regardless of whatever he's got on.

No, Kate McKinnon was nominated for SNL.

Parks and Rec was laughably bad this past season, though. The comedy series nods were odd, but I'd much rather have Brooklyn 99 or Playing House (which probably premiered too late to qualify for this year) in TBBT's slot.

For a minute I thought maybe they hadn't submitted him at all - HBO makes some weird choices, they only submitted one episode for writing and apparently forgot about Aidan Gillen entirely (so weird, considering how good he was this season) - but nope, he just didn't get nominated and now I'm terribly sad.

Ten years of not-terrible R&B, actually. It's a shame to see him go down this path, because I always liked his particular brand of blue-eyed soul.

Dude, I don't know who you are, but Shake Shack lives up to the hype 100%. And I say that as someone who lives walking distance from the Brooklyn location, which never has a line and thus has no hype to live up to.

I dunno, the fact that he goes after teen stars while they're still underage and all of his ex-girlfriends seem to turn out with substance abuse problems after the fact really tones down whatever tepid physical attraction I might have ever felt for him.

So excited for this sequel. I genuinely adored the first movie and will hear nothing negative about it. It's my go-to "pour a glass of wine and talk about feelings with my BFF" background movie.

Not to play devil's advocate just for dickishness' sake, because I'm totally in your corner, but I always thought my local grocer was misspelling "kefir limes." I just assumed the two were linked in some way.

In what universe? Some alternate one where she's actually produced music of note since "212" instead of getting in endless internet slap-fights and going on bizarre homophobic rants all the time?

It was Chris Pine, who plays his son. Pretty sure they're the new villains. God I am stupidly excited for this dumb movie.

That's not right, though? It was written by John Francis Daley (SAM WEIR!), Michael Markowitz and Jonathan Goldstein. Jon Lucas and Scott Moore wrote The Hangover (with a bunch of revisions from Todd Phillips, I think). Not even the same production company, though I think they were released by the same studio. And…

My friends have made fun of me mercilessly for saying that he is not even in my top 10 GOT men, but... HE HAS ONE EXPRESSION. AND IT'S THE JADEN SMITH EXPRESSION.

It's almost amazing how colloquialisms change in meaning and usage as different demographics adopt them! You'd think that was a long-standing linguistic phenomenon and not just white girls on the internet trying to be cute, or something.

Part of me agrees, but part of me says well, it's also a slow weekend for celebrity news. Ice T's grandson was the lead item in last night's Dirt Bag.

He actually is pretty healthy about that kind of stuff otherwise. I think everyone's entitled to their insecurities, and all things considered, getting a little flustered over celebrity crushes is harmless - he's never said I shouldn't have them, just that it makes him feel a little icky to hear about them (which is…

My boyfriend won't watch Mark Ruffalo movies with me because I think he's threatened by my ladyboner. (He also won't watch Pacific Rim because "All the guys you like are in it!") I feel kinda bad, except not at all. At least he has this in common with Ben Affleck now.

I liked them better when they were holding to the "respect our privacy" line. Are they feeling pressure to compete with Kimye or something?

Have you seen the "Waking Up with Kimye" sketches? Because they're pretty much perfect. "No, Kim, we talked about this. You don't get hungry anymore. You don't eat food anymore."

As a curly girl, I have to throw my two cents in: best hair definitely goes to Lorde, as far as I'm concerned.