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Well, he was actually bisexual.

I would fully do a Game of Thrones engagement shoot, with all the irony in the world. Plus, in the off-chance that the marriage goes south, I'll have built-in divorce party invitations.

Look at me being special. I'm not like those other women who want pictures of themselves. I got married at City Hall wearing a bathrobe with a Jello mold instead of a cake and cameras were banned altogether.

This is actually kind of a bummer to me, because their non-tracksuit clothing was actually pretty cute. I get so many compliments on this dress:

Thank you.

Alternately, you could just wash your face at night like a sensible person. I wear a full face of makeup pretty much every day, and my skin is great because I take care of it.

If you really want to get crazy, you can do moisturizer > primer > setting powder > THEN foundation. It sounds insane, but it actually looks incredible if you get it right - my skin stays dewy and nice-looking all day, but the layer of powder between my skin and the foundation keeps it from getting oily. Wayne Goss…

More importantly, Annie Golden also played Squeaky Fromme in the original off-Broadway production of Assassins.

Gethard is universally known as Good People and I can't think of a single reason why anyone should take issue with this. So talented, such a nice guy.

I saw Violet without knowing anything about the show, and I feel safe in saying that it is incredible. There are so many shiver and tear-inducing moments, and Joshua Henry was fully robbed of the Tony.

I mean, I refer to myself as "average size" all the time. I wear a size 4-6, but no one would ever call me "thin" (a size 4 on a 5'2" frame is different than a size 4 on a 5'10" lady). It's a helpful shorthand for what you might otherwise call "neither fat nor thin." What other descriptors can you use for that,…

This book is really great and not at all cheesy. Plus, there's bonus Connie Britton in the movie.

I'm like a fifth-string Avenger!

I don't drink - alcohol is a massive migraine trigger for me. That very well may be a factor.

Swap out "musicians with trust issues" for "comedians who are still bitter about not getting laid in high school" and you've got the story of my life.

Perhaps the one evolutionary one-up I ever received is that for some reason, I never get bug bites. I can go to a BBQ in the middle of July and walk away completely un-bitten, while everyone else is immediately miserable. Mosquitos, bees, wasps, fleas... I may as well not even exist to them. Never gotten a tick,…

Aaaaand the divorce countdown starts now.

My dad was dead-set on giving me an extremely Russian name, while my mom wanted me to be able to assimilate into American culture more easily when they immigrated. So I was almost Vladislava, then very nearly Svetlana, and then Yeketerina, which my mom reasoned down to Catherine. Not sure why they didn't just go with…

Eh, speak for yourself. My Instagram is mostly pictures of my cat and weird stuff I see on the street.