I just read about the new bird flu thats in 46 countries already.  I just spent a ton of money and time building my back yard and patio.  I am SO ready for another quarantine.

Oh, sure, just what we need: all the wash-ups who couldn’t even meet police qualifications now being privately employed as a security force. What could possibly go wrong?

> What did Guy Fieri ever do to you?

Didn’t she watch the news? You gotta go to Florida or Oklahoma to get away with that shit. For now, at least.

Plus, if the “burger” requires “lots of condiments”, that doesn’t say much for the patty itself.

Don’t even get me started on the BS that is the phrase “one of the most healthy and healing forms of food”

My fix-it guy was dragging out getting the vax until his sister, who’s in the health care field, set up him and his brothers in a town 45 minutes away. They could have walked into a clinic 5 minutes away, but having someone on the “inside” made it more palatable. 

Ketchup. That is all it deserves.

Most of this happens because people don’t have the right setups for their birds. Common guidelines for backyard chickens are based off the practices of larger farms where chickens are a commodity (not a pet) or off of practices from long before people knew what salmonella was.

I suspect the one thing that will make Rand Paul furious is referencing his neighbor beating the shit out of him.

Cruises like Carnival are... just that, a carnival. You have to deal with kids screaming and running around, a tremendous amount of underage drinking which tends to run rampant (you’re in international waters; whats anyone going to do?), and the only quiet time is when you return to your state room. I won’t step foot…

I’m prepared to believe that tortellini for breakfast could be made really, really good. I am not prepared to believe that layering several breakfasts on top of it, in the same bowl, is that method, though.

I was saying the same long before COVID. 

The shallower draft also allows them to dock at more ports.

Whoa! Let me tell you.

I once went on a Star Trek Convention cruise. I developed a bronchial infection that left me too sick to take part in many activities, and unable to leave the ship for the port excursions. I spent most of the trip bundled up in our cabin - a tiny room with no window and no TV.

It’s like the free spaying programs for dogs and cats. The organizations that do them have found that you don’t get as much success as you would think by telling people they can bring their pets to the clinic for free spaying. If you use an equipped van and drive to people to provide care, then a lot more people will…

Ladies and gentlemen, Thomas Andrews in da house.

Glad I’m not the only one. 

Whatever the fuck it takes at this point.

Johnson & Johnson in the Johnson?