Oh a pencil skirt does a body good! Cue the Big Freedia...in my head at least:)

This is perfect!

I heart Andrew Bird!!! Saw him with the Magnetic Fields—so awesome. Beirut is pretty wonderful too.

I'm sorry. I had to deal with them in my last apartment. I basically had to throw away everything that was soft that couldn't fit my dryer. All of our clothes were washed/ dried hot and packed in vacuum bags. I put my books in ziplock bags. I got rid of all the rugs, covered chairs, bookshelves, dressers, and…

The Sea and Cake, TV on the Radio, Jens Lekman, St. Vincent, The Roots, Smog/Bill Callahan, John Vanderslice, and Stereolab.

Mumford and Sons got kicked out of the Clermont Lounge? That's actually where I was going to suggest they should have gone. Must have been partying really hard...

I think Wesley Willis said it best...

What if I want my ass to look big? I like my ass; it's magic!

Shrimp Boat has a really great song: Blue and Green Misery

I tried not to, but my neighbor plays it so much you'd think she's getting payola kickbacks.

Eh, she's boring and interchangeable. She'll always be NOT Lois Lane to me.

There's a handful of people on the Tumblrs who think that Kerry Washington has a fake marriage to beard her real time love of Tony Goldwyn. I really liked chatting it up, but it got a little crazy to see how much people really seemed to believe it. If you don't think Kerry's got a scam arrangement, you'll be called a…

Instead of conveyor belts, I like to think they're doing some super smooth skateboard moves. They're vampires who've with years to perfect the skill.

Love it! Maybe they could also be like Cagney and Lacey and solve crimes and be awesome. Can Jason and Eric have walk on parts too?

You should contact a group called Parent to Parent. There is a different branch for each state. What they'll do is go through their database and match your family with another families whose been through the same issue. They serve as both a support system and give the best advice. Most hospitals also have parent…

I'm generally the person men come up to with their problems. I'm like a mobile confessional booth...or something. It's weird, and it's random, and it drives me crazy. I'm not a cross between Oprah, Cupid, and anyone's personal Girl Friday. That's what it is being treated like the sassy (but not too sassy) black friend.

This is basically the annoying story of my life. I try not to get to depressed about being everybody's favorite quirky black friend. I'm girl that all the boys run to to ask for advice about the one. I've usually have one female friend that every dude is tripping over to speak to. Ugh, I really thought there would be…

What's that on your head?
A wig
Wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig, wig
Sally's gotta wig
Ricky's gotta wig
Baby's gotta wig
Kate's gotta wig
Fred's gotta cheap toupee
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go!

Nah, she just blue herself. Why she decided to upload it, we may never know...

I totally wantthe Glamour Swirl. I think the Curly Top Cleo might be a bit too much for me—even if it is glamour plus!