Considering I had sex with an optometrist in his exam chair, this would be a million times better :D

this moment made my nerd girl panties drop:

I lurve you too :)

Dude as a fat girl who has suffered from anorexia and bulimia, that whole thing is so sad. :( fucking hell :(

Am I missing why everyone hates her on this site so much? I gotta know because I like her but not in a stan way.

right? I have had people report me to CPS for writing a review about the fucking tv show 7th Heaven they didn’t like yet those fucks get their kids without any input from state or social services.

I have had a protester throw their fucking 5 year old boy in front of my car to stop us from going in to a planned parenthood.

this is truly outstanding. I think it’s amazing that they found men who read them, even without knowing what they were going to read, and how truly upset these men look reading these. It says so much that not every man is a douchenozzle.

This I love more than anything right now, anything of him throwing shade like he doesn’t have any fucks to give.

I am in love with your teacher too.

ok I’m going to just leave this here:
I watched Deadpool with my 2 1/2 year old. I did the same by taking my now 18 year old to see Clerks 2 in the theater opening week - as a clerk threatened to call the cops on me.
I raised the 18 year old, who is a smart beautiful woman now, and she turned out fucking awesome. She’s…

this is one of the many faves of his show - I miss him man :(

God I miss him so damn much.

I wrote about my abortion on Facebook and lost quite a few friends but I didn’t care. I’m in Texas and have a habit of trying to change the minds of assholes. It’s who I am.

I adore Tamron Hall - they get rid of her EVER and MSNBC can kick fucking rocks for life. I am so fucking out of it that it’s ridiculous.

the minute I read the title, I thought Matt McGorry - fine ass woke ass bae of the year.
this is awesome as I am stuck in the ER trying to breathe but my 02 stats are at 86%. You guys always make a shitty situation better.

Cheryl’s ignorance reminds me of how many people in Texas, where I unfortunately have lived all my life, can’t understand how I have suffered from ED all my life and still have to fight falling back into that trap when I feel stressed or like my life is out of control. Why they can’t understand this?

There wasn’t an old school phone he could chunk at them.

From Texas, south of San Antonio, and white trash...how old do you think I was when I yelled at the wrestlers using cuss words at a live event in front of my parents?