They actually pray to me but pretend it’s Jesus.

War within a week. Don’t be foolish, mortals. This is the Anti-Christ.

No republicans are smart or brave enough to stand against Trump and his fascist ways. For a party that cries about the constitution so much you’d think they would want to actually protect it.

I can scare away the christians, LET ME IN

Boycott Coachella. Money talks, nothing else in this country solves problems like taking any money away from the wealthy.

It would be great if people would boycott the fest just to spite this asshole. Realistically though, nobody has morals and will gladly give him money just to see Bey and Radio head. I hope one day we’re a better species.

What about Me? Sure, I’m the Devil, but you wouldn’t just leave me out in the wild to fend for Myself, would you?

Without Trump supporters, I wouldn’t be about to bring about The Apocalypse.

They look at it only on a surface level with no thought of deeper meanings and certainly without any amount of self-analysis, I assure you.

You’ve really proven how smart you are. You’re so much better than those “dirty pigs” doing the most important work on this rock.

I’ve found that telling these trump supporters this is actually all part of Satan’s plan really freaks them out.

Don’t support Reddit in any capacity. They house pedophiles and fascists. 

Hail Satan. The only God who’s on the clock.