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It’s all sexy jungle adventures until a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper bites your navel.

great movie. Travolta and Cage at the top of their game.

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Holy shit. I come to Kotaku, find a Doom Metal classic front and center. Lets not forget,

you’re a phony. Hey everybody, this guys a phony!

What, you don’t like the show’s portrayal? Brienne the Brute? Brienne Smash?

Holy shit holy shit holy shit I’ve been saying for years I want the first shot of Dark Tower to be the horn on his belt signifying that the movie is the next cycle and not a pure adaptation and HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE HORN GUYS! THE HORN!

GRRM has said that Dany being fire-proof was a one-time thing. In the books, she has burns after her Drogon ride, for example.

When Dembele is on the ball, I only worry about him being dispossessed when he’s facing 4 opponents simultaneously. With 3 or less trying to tackle him, it’s not a problem.

Awww, dere go my nipples again, Edith.

Thanks to your avatar, I read that in the Monarch’s voice, and it didn’t disappoint.

There go my nipples again.

Just give me my Adrienne Barbeau-bot, already!

Proper technique.

Bushmills? That’s protestant whiskey!

In the grand scheme of things, Leicester are still relative minnows in the Premier League. No wonder Arsenal lost to Swansea, they’re wales.

As a Twins fan, I will never forgive him for this massive and costly brainfart:

This... is... everything I had hoped for. I cannot wait.

No love for Dogma? :(

you forgot Metatron!