It’s all sexy jungle adventures until a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper bites your navel.

It’s all sexy jungle adventures until a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper bites your navel.
great movie. Travolta and Cage at the top of their game.

Holy shit. I come to Kotaku, find a Doom Metal classic front and center. Lets not forget,
you’re a phony. Hey everybody, this guys a phony!
What, you don’t like the show’s portrayal? Brienne the Brute? Brienne Smash?
Holy shit holy shit holy shit I’ve been saying for years I want the first shot of Dark Tower to be the horn on his belt signifying that the movie is the next cycle and not a pure adaptation and HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE HORN GUYS! THE HORN!
GRRM has said that Dany being fire-proof was a one-time thing. In the books, she has burns after her Drogon ride, for example.
When Dembele is on the ball, I only worry about him being dispossessed when he’s facing 4 opponents simultaneously. With 3 or less trying to tackle him, it’s not a problem.
Awww, dere go my nipples again, Edith.
Thanks to your avatar, I read that in the Monarch’s voice, and it didn’t disappoint.
There go my nipples again.
Just give me my Adrienne Barbeau-bot, already!
Bushmills? That’s protestant whiskey!
In the grand scheme of things, Leicester are still relative minnows in the Premier League. No wonder Arsenal lost to Swansea, they’re wales.
As a Twins fan, I will never forgive him for this massive and costly brainfart:
This... is... everything I had hoped for. I cannot wait.
you forgot Metatron!

Not Maiden...Blind Guardian!