mamaminerva
mamaminerva
mamaminerva

Y’know, I lived in a rodeo town in 1991 which qualifies me to say that you are 100% correct.

This makes me feel actually physically ill. And also like crying. I think the people that idolize this family as “good Christians” are the same people that swear up and down that the Obamas are Muslim. I’ve got to go puke/cry now.

This is a wonderful explanation of a terrible situation. I have, at times in my life, felt like a teetering Jenga tower. The people closest to me at those times tried to build me back up, instead of knocking me down, and that is why I’m still here today. Fuck that dad.

I feel like they’re already pretty self aware. Have you seen the two recent Lifetime movies starring Rob Lowe? You can’t make movies that excellently campy without a good amount of self awareness.

I think the world loves pregnant women. They hate women with babies and children though. Or maybe that’s just the republicans.

West coast, Best coast!

No, truly not making fun of you. I have lived my entire life in coastal states in the US and have never heard of it. So I guess, don’t get down on yourself for being ‘a foreigner’ because you clearly know stuff some natives don’t.

What is ‘old bay’?

I don’t know where you are, but that is true if you are from Oregon and shopping in Washington. You have to show Oregon ID and fill out a lengthy tax-exemption form about it, so most people won’t bother on small purchases, but it can save a lot of money if you’re buying big ticket items.

Yes! In one single summer working in Alaska I lost count of how many people got off cruise ships and almost immediately asked this question. Is is because they could see mountains from where they were standing? I couldn’t tell you.

I fell deeply in love with him in a way I had thought only teenagers could. For the first few months of our pregnancy, he was “really excited”, “wanted to go to all of the doctor appointments”, and was looking at rental ads for us to move to a place “in the forest”. We had those kind of conversations one day and

I am like your friend, except about poison oak instead of bedbugs. Obsessed to the point that it is probably a mental illness.

The tea party is a particularly unsavory sub-group of the republican party. Although sometimes the tea party folks like to consider themselves independent or libertarian. And sometimes you can’t really tell because their muddled, illogical rantings make no sense to anyone with critical thinking skills.

I was 35 when I found out I was pregnant. I had always wanted to be a mom, but by that point thought it was just not going to happen for me. So the only thing that surprised me more than the positive pregnancy test was my reaction to it. I bawled! Not like tears of joy, but sobbing, ugly crying, tears of SHEER PANIC.

Oh, I've definitely used that word on more men than women. I have also been known to refer to asshole women as dicks. My insults are equal opportunity.

Y'know, I don't feel guilty for saying that this woman is a fucking cunt. Can I say that here? Probably not. Go ahead and block this comment if you must. I won't hold it against you.

Yes. I've asked my dad if people like this make him embarrassed to be a Republican. He said yes, but not embarrassed enough to become a Democrat. That's ok though because his wife and all of his children vote Democrat, so he's outnumbered. at the polls.

Abortion.

A high school teacher once told my friend and me that we shouldn't be sharing a soda because you can get AIDS that way.

"They aren't skilled enough to be working class"