They didn’t want people getting this film confused with The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

I’d love to see some kind of language study that documents the rise in % of sentences that begin with the word “so” over the last decade.

If she hates all this shit so much and shes just sooooo awkward, why the fuck does she keep going to award shows? You ever try and get your teenager to do anything they don't want to? Good fuckin luck. It's just so corny 

American Dad has pretty much ruined these movies for me forever.

This is, I think, the only modern action franchise I’ve never seen an installment from.

I have no real point beyond noting that. Thank you all for your time.

Jesus, the Maisie Williams one was lazy as shit. Take a hot young actress, add a hugely-popular-6-years-ago song, show some driving shots, and that’s your Superbowl car ad?

Does Post Malone mean that Bud Light Mango Seltzer is garbage, or does Bud Light Mango Seltzer mean that Post Malone is garbage?

1). Calling things “takes” and ranking them good, or bad, or hot, is really annoying. Sorry, that’s a tangent.

Yes to all of those. And for Krusty he needs to be Jewish, old, and a clown. Without all three, no dice.

This is Otm Shank’s time to shine!

Do we need to bring in a Scottish actor to play Groundskeeper Willie? Or a black guy to play Hibbert? Or a Jewish guy to play Krusty? A gay man for Smithers?

And get a little boy to voice Bart because Nancy Cartwright is a...GROWN ADULT WOMAN!!!!

It’s about time they get an Indian actor to play a character that has been so unfairly stereotyped as a, *checks notes* successful business owner with a PhD, Springfield’s most eligible bachelor, youth hockey coach, volunteer firefighter, member of Homer’s bowling team, barbershop quartet, and vigilante group, and a…

Holland is a good bit of casting but I just don’t see it with Wahlberg. (Assuming this thing gets made.)

I can't stand this animation look. I get that kids these days don't know what cartoons should look like, but fuck it's just so sterile looking

I know Keanu is our internet boy friend but I think he may be cheating on us with anyone in Hollywood(or video games companies) that will write him a check

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

If you can think of a better way to advertise that you’re basically unemployable, he’d like to hear it!

Are face tattoos like the new “thing” for young rappers and hip hop singers?   

Come on, we can’t have a Jyn and a Dyn