Looks interesting, shame Springbreakers was such a piece of garbage. 

“which was a fine movie that is unfortunately best remembered for how much it infuriated sexist pieces of shit on the internet.”

Yikes, I just stated an objectively correct fact. Calm down.

If that’s the case, the only funny version of it is the one with Skinner and Chalmers. 

“but the original still holds up”

“MM$800+”

Spider-man isn’t Sony’s property anymore. I know they say it is but let’s be honest, they’re not allowed to do anything without permission from Disney.

No, come on you lazy fucking piece of human trash. Do some work for once in your life instead of hiding behind your keyboard being a toughie. 

Alright, point me to the nearest reborn muslim Celebrity that throws it around as much as Chris Pratt?

Oh I am very serious. Christianity, like all religion, is a psychosis. Unfortunately religion still isn’t banned so there’s nothing to do. 

It’s such a shame he’s SO Christian :( 

Alright, I dislike Kevin Hart as much as the next normal person but can we give it a fucking break now?

Didn’t Family Guy already do this joke?

Go be old and offended somewhere else.

I saw it, didn’t want to but my movie friend wanted. Afterwards he kinda wished he hadn’t seen it.

“rebel leader Anna Fang (Jihae)—who swoops in, Han Solo style, to help Hester and Thaddeus out of a jam”

Are you kidding?! He was the most dull of all!

If the episode starts with Dexter killing someone named Scott Something or Mr. Buck, that would be great. 

Wow! You’ve got waymore choices than me in Denmark!

This just made me hate rap even more!