Baseball Adam Jones is racist?

"I don't follow" - Case Keenum

He does have a cool name though.

Yikes, that looks like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky

The EMP in Seattle lets you play instruments. I broke a drumstick there once and then slowly walked away.

They'll still beat the Seahawks somehow, because they always do no matter how bad they are overall.

I'm ok with bushleague. Would you rather have Joe Buck?

College me would be thrilled that Seahawks at Rams is no longer a 10:00am game so I could sleep in with impunity. Grown-up me is kind of annoyed I'll be up at 8 and have to wait 5 hours for the game to start.

Plus it's time to sign up for the online contestant test again!

And as much fun as it is to hate on Comcast, Amazon is plenty evil too.

I miss watching enormous Swedes lift cars and throw boulders around.

I realize this will qualify me for Old Man Yelling at Cloud status, but this feels like it's leading to a dystopian future where every sport is exclusive to one streaming service or another. Serious sports fans will have to subscribe to all of them and end up paying just as much, if not more, than they did for cable…

What happened to World's Strongest Man? They used to show that all the time.

Whoa, is that really where that comes from? I just figured it was phonetically similar coincidence.

He was designed in a lab to be as bland as possible, so I can't imagine him ever making any kind of political statement. Doug Baldwin, Richard Sherman, and Michael Bennett have been pretty outspoken though so it wouldn't be surprising to see them do something.

Surely there was a Brian Hoyer or something they could have gotten for a 6th rounder? Or they could have waited a couple days and signed Sanchez peanuts.

I hate the whole NFC East so much. Can we just send that entire division to the CFL?

Where did that spectacular mane come from? He didn't seem to have it the first week of his protest, and then all of a sudden it was there. Were they just using old footage of him or can a fro really expand and contract that much?

#WeAre12 is so stupid. The Seahawks are just doubling down on what makes everyone hate us so much. Sigh.

We're one game in and we already feel terrible about ourselves for loving this incredibly brutal product. Welcome back, football!