How about this: I’ll be civil if any of these fuckmuppets show even an iota of humanity and rationality.

Dark Souls III over here.  I’ve been wanting to tackle it since I ran through the first one’s remaster.  The Steam Summer Sale was happy to oblige, thank the gods.

$390.40. That... wasn’t nearly as bad as I was fearing.

Tyranid say: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

So I should give this one a pass and continue to recover from Saya No Uta, is what you’re saying...?

I only found out vagrants existed far into a lore dive at 5am, several years after Dark Souls: Prepare to Die was released (I’m just slow to parties). Jumped into the remaster and encountered one on the way up to the firekeeper’s soul in the church in Undead Burg and promptly freaked the hell out, earning myself a…

*sniffles* But.... but....

I’m sold.

I don’t know about y’all, but I had to take a couple of breaks reading about this piece of shit. It was making me physically ill.

Just got done watching a play-through of this on YouTube. Was fine enough to watch but I can’t see paying money for something I can’t bring myself to think of as a game, same as Heavy Rain and the like.

Those damned basilisks cursed me so smoothly.... I can die happy now.

I fell into Dark Souls after a Steam sale made it hard to say no to. Struggled for an ungodly amount of time before a rig switch-up erased my file. Ragequit for about a year before, having nothing else I wanted to play, I came crawling back. It fast became one of my favorite games of all time. I’m not ashamed to admit…

I tried to put off reading Book 7 for a bit— didn’t. Then I tried taking my time reading it since I absolutely devour books— couldn’t. *laughs* Mileage may vary of course but I really enjoyed it. :D

Confirmed or not, that’s more hope than I’ve had since I finished the last one. Thanks!

Even as a fan of the older ones, I was interested in the remake. Guess I figured nothing could be worse than 4. I ended up getting the remake during a hefty Steam sale and had a blast with it.

The books are so gooooooooood.

Agreed. Bonus level of me being pissed off about the cancellation? I don’t even know when the next book is going to be released and the last one ended on a hell of a cliffhanger.

I feel you. I tend to go with straight-up melee builds and Cappy punished me for it before a miracle of panic-flailing saved me. Had I been a caster, I probably would still be there, locked in eternal struggle.

If anyone had told me I’d cry prior to my playing Dark Souls, I would’ve had a stroke laughing... you know, instead of having a rage-stroke at Kalameet. But I agree with everything you’ve written and I maintain that the fight with Artorias was the best boss fight I’ve ever experienced.

I’m not entirely sure the sound I just made was remotely human.