Thank you for your sacrifice.

Drain that swamp and find out!! :D 

Cis-straight-white-moneyed-dude*, so... he could buy himself out of that one.

HA!!!!!

Yep. You got there first, but I actually snorted wine out my nose and dribbled, “No you’re fucking not you epic bumblefuck!”

No snark, this is such a beautifully respectful exchange! So much so that we may need to reconsider your username’s adjective.

Not quite 80s but I bet someone must have been wearing that - there are so many younger brothers out there who are trying to recreate the coolness factor of older siblings!

Love it! Added to the research list :D 

Gah. I was so hoping EM would work for me and when it didn’t after multiple tries, I was heartbroken! Maybe I’ll have more luck JHAG - it’s that whole ‘omg, what are you wearing?????’ reaction that I’m chasing as I find anything but the most sickly sweet eau de parfaums evaporate on my skin almost immediately. Eff.…

*Cringe* You just can’t say, ‘oh well, the Significant Other liked Perfume A from Brand X, so if I get Perfume B, that’s going to be a nice surprise’ with perfume. Bless his heart for trying but... yeah. I’m with you on that one.

Yah. I mean, too much of anything is unbearable but some of the really popular commercial brands seem to be permanent top notes that wear on the senses a little too heavily.

NNOOOOOOO!!! Okay, Developed World Problems here, but that is fharking *tragic*. I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this! Tokyo Milk does some amazing fragrances and then... allergies. May they (allergies) die in a fire with Trump.

Yeah... I hear ya on that one lol. Double takes always absolutely necessary!

I’ve tested a couple but I think my skin chemistry is disinclined to acquiesce to my request lol.

JHAG!!!! They have some incredible fragrances- there’s a little fragrance shop hanging out behind Marble Arch in London and they have the full range and that is a truly glorious way to spend an afternoon!

Well, not everyone can be right, so condolences to the boyfriend. A La Rose is *gorgeous*!!!

This post gives me life and an excellent diving board from which the dive down the rabbit hole!!!

It is THE WORST when they discontinue a scent. No matter what the retail price is, it costs them comparatively nothing to make so.. co’mon, people. If they can track people incessantly across the internet, surely the least they can do is get in touch if they’re about to scrap a fragrance and let the devotees stock up!

Gah! I love perfume* and am so stoked to fall down a 3-day rabbit hole of researching everyone else’s most loved/loathed fragrances!

Well, fuck me, that was quick (and rightly so!).*