You have Good Parents.

Genius.

It really is a shame that his ideas (and others similar) do not render him self-sterilized. Though with his fuckability plunging deep into the metaphorical red, there’s still hope...

I JUST did this to myself 2 months ago!! Because I’m a Prostar, it was a slightly tipsy self-inflicted attempt to help the bar staff keeping doors closed and A/C on (it was the Middle East in the summer).

If he’s after daddy’s approval/admiration, he’s got the wrong FemBot model...

Right. I have some *strong* feelings about this. As per further replies to your thread, she’s obviously been vetted enough to have been approved to adopt 3 children internationally and -this- is the family mentality those children are growing up with!?!?!?

Square-toed boots. 

And there’s an actual dinosaur skeleton from Wyoming behind the Cheesecake Factory! And the store walls of the Discovery Story next to the aquarium on the 3rd floor are just a fish tank with tons of fish! And there’s a saltwater croc at the aquarium!

Jesus, is that a Thing??

All of this deserves all the stars Kinja sees fit to allow me. 

THANK YOU!!! I’m drunk from the football/soccer and you have articulated so well my (admittedly: enhanced) feelings on the subject.

Good call.

I know what you mean. She’s got a wonderful athletic figure but, especially standing next to an un-pregnant Kate, the poor thing has no waist to speak of, a modest bust and not particularly broad shoulders. She planned her wedding gown fairly well in that respect; it balanced her out quite nicely.

It does look very visually unappealing, though I can understand why she’d wear her wedding band on top instead of closest to her heart:

Zahn McClarnon is perfection. So glad to see our aboriginal peoples/first nations/native Americans in the mainstream speaking indigenous languages. More representation!!!

Akk! The fandom is real! I have all her books and reread them religiously, no joke.

Hi hi! You have tons of advice, so I’ll keep it short. Retired racing greyhounds are the perfect lap dogs, condense to surprisingly small sleep balls, are extremely soft, generally don’t do stairs (so you get some human space), are bred for physical health (so fewer vet bills as they get older) and... don’t smell like…

Should have expected such a reply from such a wonderfully-named commenter lol. Could not agree more- we fostered former racing hounds and they are The Best Dogs who indeed spend most of their time on the sofa helping you eat cheese. Ours always liked to deploy their legs as trip hazards around the house, so that was…

Greetings Bobby.

Yeah, and not in a good way. Like instead of going for the culinary equivalent of a classic Old Fashioned cocktail, she decided that jellied pineapple ham was a better choice.