well that’s some bullshit 😠

I miss having a real keyboard - APPLE GIVE US BACK KEYBOARDS!

Firstly, this is scum of the earth shit and both of these monsters deserve to rot in prisons full of the most violent rapists on earth.

Also, if this child collected social security, that likely means she had developmental disabilities which makes this whole thing even more sick and depraved. Did this monster adopt a…

They aren’t exactly stripping.. so are they really strippers?

$5 says if he gets jail time, he’ll magically fall into a coma or similar easily medically induced situation that requires he serve his sentence from a hospital bed.. 🙄 he’s a coward.

she’s famous for cheating on rob kardashian in spades (which is what put him into this several year long hibernation depression) .....and I guess for singing a few songs poorly. also she’s a lot better known in the UK. here she’s still z-list 😬

It’s EASTWORLD, duh

Who still shops at VS? That hasn’t been cool since the 90s when there were so few options, but maybe I’m aging myself.

Stella seems awful and Mariah isn’t going to show more than 1% of anything close to reality but I will still watch the shit out of this.

I love him so much 💖 but I’m also genuinely happy he has a rad and worthy partner.

Wasn’t she dating Alexander Skarsgård a few years ago? And now she’s married to that guy who lives in his parents garage on Life In Pieces? I hope he has an amazing personality.

Rihanna deserves a fancy title and Harry’s pretty hot.....so I’ve decided they should immediately elope. Plus it would be amazing to watch her continue to be herself and have the same saucy career while married to a prince because no one puts RiRi in a corner.

mariah’s actual diet consists of diet pills and whatever the fuck she wants in between quarterly lipo appointments ☕️

Kourtney is the only one who still has the same face and body

There’s tons but off the top of my head -

Wait... so has this douchebag been blowing millions of dollars from Bobbi Kristina’s estate or did he just manage to squirrel it away? Seems weird that he so easily got all that cash if they weren’t legally married.

As someone with a disease that occasionally causes me to lose words, I do find it extra frustrating that otherwise healthy people think gambling with their neurological health is worth a high... but hey..

Not cool. Dr Phil is such a quack and Shelley Duvall deserves better 🙁

Pretty sure those hateful bigots don’t want to hear what animal I think they most resemble... 🐷

I’m waiting for some high-up orgs to step up with action plans we can all jump on to fix this impossible mess. Also can we get a killer legal team to swoop in and back the 13 victim’s of Trump’s sexual assault?