The line about her mom blocking her from funds is supposedly a lie. Her mother has paid all of Tori’s real bills for years since she incapable of living within her means. She has warehouses full of shit she buys to hoard.

Also mandatory when you have a delivery that requires you prove to be a living human at the door without the extra effort of putting on a bra

she was likely coerced there by pedophiles under false pretense...?

he should open a Presidential Daycare. i’d pay good money for him to hang out with my theoretical future offspring.

TRUTH.

Maybe I have a superpower specific to optic illusions... but yeah, do not see it. Only a lady with white paint on her legs.

YES. 😬

That show started airing when I was a teenager (I’m now mid-30s) and while it was fascinating way back when, I can’t stand it now. Also 1000x don’t get why friends my own age are jumping up and down about the new film 🙄 All SATC films have been terrible and get more terrible with every pass. Let it die.

or alcohol

Late to the party, but I have more ‘most idiotic’ stories than grossest in this department.

Two from the last month:

It’s a fucked situation for any victim that doesn’t have the resources to fight the mega rich AND be willing to trash their career.

I wish a super thorough Anonymous-like group would go after rich/powerful pedophiles and rapists (or all pedophiles and rapists if they have the time...). Do the homework and once enough…

If this is her season 1, I wouldn’t want to see what kind of ninja sociopath swagger she brought in season 2. She’s got to GO.

Good tv or not, her brand of crazy isn’t fun to watch for long periods of time and I feel like CPS will eventually get involved if we don’t take away the limelight. She doesn’t respect humans,…

Can we please get a Kickstarter or GoFundMe started to replace whatever writers thought making the current season some fucked up Blair Witch meets Investigation Discovery doc? I do not need to see an A-level actress “recreate” the story of another A-level actress WHO IS ACTING IN THE SAME FICTIONAL TV SHOW. It is such…

Also does no one acknowledge that thieves usually do their homework and thieves at this level are probably crafty enough to fuck with surveillance cameras to cover their tracks? Has no one seen any crime TV or film in the last 4 decades?? This is a $10 million dollar theft with the most famous person on the planet as…

K

I do think those kids are cute and their parents (esp Kate) are rockstars for not forcing them to perform for the random assholes who are constantly trying to get a good photo op. They’re toddlers. Let them live.

and all neurological diseases, please. esp the autoimmune variety that attacks your own brain for funzies.

Young kids are weird and often creepy. Not sure how normal it is to lust after your sibling, tho.

the youngins who might otherwise not vote tend to care, so yes

It was pretty pro for someone to get past both hotel and her security AND INTO HER ROOM at that hour. I get shit from the minimum wage (far less fancy) hotel security, trying to get into my own hotel room half the time if I roll in without a fancy enough handbag, so.. some serious effort was involved to bust into KK’s…