This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

I recommend taking off your mittens before typing next time, my Canadian friend.

maybe, but there are a few Brewers fans that comment too; but I’ll be honest that I had to check when during the season he tore it - I thought it was one of the first series of the year, but was shocked that it was actually not until the first week of May.

I have the emotional depth required to feel sorry for someone and still make a joke in an internet comment section. Take your fake concern elsewhere. You brought it to the wrong place.

Counterpoint : if you don’t read the comics, avoided the chatter and conjecture all summer and just watched the show last night, like I did, it was totally worth it.

The black squirrel stole the show.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

This article is so ass backwards. Dude landed it perfectly. Almost died, what????? You guys are becoming a click bait site.... Between this, and political bullshit, its pretty clear this is no longer jalopnik. Back to autoblog..

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

You have the right to remain silent, but you don’t have the right to walk/run away from the police to avoid questioning altogether and I cannot believe that any person with at least two functioning brain cells doesn’t know the difference.

I’m going to go ahead and guess this was the reason they feared for their lives: “he revealed a pistol and fired one shot at them”

14 year old with a gun usually isn’t out selling cookies.

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

Just so we’re clear, we’re talking about these little knob thingies as being the worst, right? Because they are the worst. Fuck those knobs indeed. When your hands are greasy, they’re worse than the worst.

Go away, this isn’t gawker. I hope Univision cleans house and takes a squeegee to the scum like you that’s still clinging to the glass.

I’ll take pasties and Lake Superior over Skyline Chili and Lake Erie any day.

Yup! came here to tell Drew that Wisconsin didn’t give it up, it was taken from us because Ohio and Michigan tried to war for Toledo. Stupid Washington.

I’ve used my cardboard on another app...cardboard theater i think...on downloaded vids and it’s really good, it adds a good amount of depth to videos.

Flour for Algernon