There is no way in hell Philly picks up his fifth-year player option.

Tom whooping Coughlin.

Nice, you idiots.

Nice, you idiots.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

I have never understood the concept of a half-life. Does it ever expire? It just halves forever?

Is there a locked in order of operations for turning in line-up cards? Like does one team get to see another’s line-up first?

Truth.

My favorite thing is how the search / what’s happening section is completely dependent on your last few clicked photos.

I fucking love the NBA.

Rays fan here. Been watching as we win almost every game while our Wild Card games back number almost never changes.

In 2003, Yellowcard put a message on their MySpace asking for extras for their music video “Powder.” They were filming in Ventura, California. I lived in Rockford, Illinois.

Wow. You’d almost need a player like Khalil Mack to stop a play like that.

Attaboy, hanmerbuttt.

Henry Burris was a saint, you monster.

Ah, my bad - you’re right.

Who is worse than Nathan Peterman through two starts?

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

Sometimes you gotta punt.

They are good, Johnny Lawrence!