“We’re so small that it confounds me thoroughly why anyone would try to legally strong-arm us.”

There’s a Fort Collins, Colorado, punk rock band called Elway. I wonder if John Elway’s post-playing career could ever turn out bad enough that the band would regret naming themselves after him?

“Baseball!” 

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

“Cleveland West”

I’m just here for the Amazons Attack! jokes.

Will Pfeifer is one of my best friends. We had lunch today at a place called “Mod Pizza,” actually.

Presumably it’s, what, four feet tall?

How the hell is he going to be able to reach down into that tube to get the last rock out when he’s 89 years and 11 months old?

I’m not saying I need sincerity. I just want a straight revenge play.

And according to the contract, if Papa John leaves Papa John’s, he can rename the building

I’d expect a much lower percentage. But not too low.

Fuck. I hate it when a response to my comment is destined to get more stars than my original comment.

Tim, this is your magnum opus.

It’s pronounced “Mar-Lee,” asshat. I was on Team USA. Look me up when your Boost Mobile minutes get re-upped next month.

I think Westbrook is a ball hog and I’d hate to be on his team. But I don’t hate him or anything. I just think he’s overrated.

I don’t like it, and I can’t explain why.

Wait, are you Michael Porter, Jr.?

In my case, Tim Burke liked a comment of mine to a video post like three years ago. I think when a site admin unlocks you, you’re good across the board.