At this point, does anyone want Melo?

Me, too.

I can’t believe how badly this team has fucked up its payroll situation. They’re screwed.

Speaking of “I’m Into Politics,” what does everyone think of the new Bad Religion song?

[THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.]

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Yep. Coop was their go-to when the Score was the White Sox flagship, but it switched to the Cubs a couple of years ago.

Bosio used to do a morning call-in segment on 670 The Score in Chicago. He always sounded hungover as fuck. He answered every question as if it was offensive that he should to deal with this shit.

Who do I speak to about getting the unwritten rules of baseball translated to Japanese for Ohtani? Could they be written down — just this once?

At first, I thought Nick Young’s tattoos were chest hair.

... what?

How does 50-year variable APR sound to you, friend? What a small price to pay for two August weekends a year in beautiful S.A.

If you think San Antonio wants anything to do with Lonzo Ball, I have a timeshare in San Antonio to sell you at a once-in-a-lifetime price.

Hey, cut Spain some slack. It’s a brand New World out there. Navigating it is tough.

This is such a good joke.

Daaaaam, Gina. Booing your own jokes is a defeating way to live.

Ohhhh.

What technical errors come up in the Goldblum podcast? I remember listening to it and nothing notable comes to mind?

You’re completely right! They literally meant “here are some other words.”

“In other words” took quite a leap there. You might even say it jumped some sort of marine-based predator.