Really. From the original article:

I will never stop thinking “what the fucking fuck” when I read about this case.

Much like the President of the United States of America, I cannot read.

I saw the headline and assumed this was a post about Trump.

She said “Wait!” and acted astounded before she even knew if the scores matched.

I’m from Rockford, IL, and Fred used to play at our downtown YMCA during the summers during college.

Probably those fucking people further east in Newfoundland:

Andre Drummond is butt

“We know we screwed up trading away Stanton. We’re bringing in some Stanton Park to make things a little easier!”

I hate that we’re going to have to read about timeline minutiae for the next two years. I’m already exhausted.

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

I feel really sad about this.

1. Please learn how to spell ‘racist.’

It’s a bad one? I mean.. is it?

Fair! Also, I like Chris’ NBA writing a lot.

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

https://g.co/kgs/wpTGxx

Seems ideal?

You didn’t see Too Many Cooks?