The correct answer is the family from “Too Many Cooks.”

How is his message anything except “#freethenipple?”

RIP Washington Bullets

I say the same thing about my wife.

Russ’ meet and greet with the floor was just one part of OKC’s season-long effort to get familiar with the cellar.

Thanks! I made it in a rush to post to whatever the Deadspin article was going to be. Then they never posted a new story. So, it sits at the bottom of the stack here.

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Basically Jay Cutler’s entire M.O.

He’s technically a mob enforcer in “Road to Perdition.” He guns down over a dozen people in that movie. Pretty bad dude.

I don’t like it when Deadspn commenters are intelligent and nuanced.

Holy shit this is good.

The United States government.

Tom Chambers was the first, second, and third best teammate I ever had.

Fourth-best teammate I ever had.

Suck it, Jordan.

America’s finest.

Oh also, Terrell Brandon.