I can’t be the only one who immediately thought “Prius Lady”

Legend has it, that as soon as the owner says that it was John Cena’s car, you lose the ability to see it.

She lost because she pandered to the rustbelt

You can feed my food ground up bugs, sure. But I’ll eat my gun before I knowingly eat a bug or food made directly from bugs.

So you didn’t go down to Doty Road, I guess.

How did you expect this article to go over with the readers? 

Well... when you fly the plane empty, for example, which is something that happens from time to time for logistical reasons.

I’m not an airplaneologist, but I’m surprised that there’s not a safety feature that checks for this.

Three 2-barrel carbs - to be pedantic about it

Why mess with perfection?

Exit... Van Left

1) Fuck no.

Shocker, that one.

Look, I think his point is/was, to each his own, but here is his “own”. He doesn’t like sours, fruit-based beers or I suspect IPA’s. That doesn’t make them bad, just not for him. And if you look at the number of craft brewers that are focusing on the types above, you think, Holy Shit, can’t someone make a decent…

Do we call this one “ElonGate”?

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

Dad of the year found an great excuse to spend all of his time in his garage to build a DoLerean Limo

“seven-hour wait times weren’t unusual”

2,189,316 people voted for Clinton in NC.
130,126 voted for Gary Johnson.
59,491 votes went for literally anyone but those two and Trump.

51.2% of people voted against Trump in NC.

Even South Carolina hosts over 900,000 voters representing 45.1% of the voters who voted that voted against Trump.

So, any given ‘redneck’…

High Life > Banquet

Not by much, though. I’m Canadian and I go straight for these two when I want non-craft.