Hell, this might have pretzeled itself into The Worst Day of The Take™ – the era we live in where our entire existence is just One Big Take. This particular take just made it the worst day of our current state of humanity. Thank you and enjoy dinner.

Kansas’ City

You’re going to jail – but hey! It’s a very friendly jail.

I guess I didn’t realize this either, but hey: there’s a service and solution (and app) for everything!

I think this is great, and I’m not fan of Kaep. I’ll chip in half a billion stars.

Cargo security, I suppose. Do those roll-up tonneaus have zippers or locks or anything?

This is really what this article is about.

Well, he probably couldn’t write a passable 6th-grade paper without donning an F or recommended tutoring at night school, but he can SURE TWIST HIS NUTS OFF.

ha

I can anticipate plenty of stories told here involving high-traffic interstate roads in a rural area of the country that experience a catastrophic traffic backup due to a flipped 18-wheeler or something similar. Here’s mine:

way ahead of u

I’d say the finger is more repulsive. Tendons. The reasoning is tendons.

Neither do I. Fuck the game of Gawlf™ and everyone who “plays” it.

I think it’s best pulled off when you have, you know, a full head of hair. If you’re a balding gentleman, you better fuckin shave that shit or keep it nice and short. The “I diddle little kids” long-hair-plus-cul-de-sac is not a great look, and definitely worse than the Nazi tag.

“all presumably pissed they’d be late to their Burning Man-recreation songversations or whatever it is anybody does in SF anymore”

I’ve actually had great luck buying used tires. I had a car that ran fairly common tire sizes (Toyota product), and my town had quite a few Lexuses running around that have the same size. It was explained to me by the tire shop that a lot of those Lexus drivers have their cars on lease, which has an allowance for…

See, this is a good drivers ed teacher. New drivers need a bit more than the dry, DMV-drafted curriculum. A good teacher at a licensed independent driving school that is willing to leverage a little creative license in order to get students to not only remember the material but also WHY its worth remembering ... that…

Might just be my resting face :-/

Yeah, this is also bad.

This is one of the few responses in contrast/dissent to my initial comment worthy of my undying praise. Two hands at 12 o’clock completely negates the point of controlling the vehicle. Why the fuck would anybody do this, other than to look like a turd?