ummm wait why is it more stressful for men? 

Wait, what? The fuck did I just read? 

When I can’t figure that to wear for the life of me, because I hate the way every single thing looks on me, I always know my period is coming the next day.

This happened to me, too! As I was being introduced to Mr. Mahler, I heard a voice in my head say “There you are!” and I got a huge, stupid grin on my face. He looked at me, got the same huge, stupid grin on his face and started laughing. Then I started laughing. And we couldn’t stop.

Yes, totally. But for some reason, it hit me harder last night? Maybe because of that ending scene in the mirror? And she was more....present?....at the bottom of the staircase. <Shivers>

And can we talk about all the scary ghosts lurking in the background? We had to stop and rewind to catch that little girl at the foot of the stairs. Wtfffff?

Omg nailed it.

My kids and I were all like, what the fuck was that??

Fucking thank you.

That’s what Dan Savage was saying on Twitter: he used the thrill of talking to other men about fucking to get off.

I am the biggest chicken shit ever and that movie didn’t scare me. I mean, in the moment, I was scared but as soon as that moment would pass, I was like, meh. A proper scary movie keeps you spooked for daaaays.

Thanks, Com.

Need more oboe jokes, always.

It should be! Principle Clarinetists should totally be responsible for that, like how the oboe has to give the tuning A. 

My bff and I walked in, high, watched about 15 minutes, got super freaked out and left and went to watch IT instead. MOTHER was so so so so freaky and wtf we still check in every so often to make sure we didn’t hallucinate it.

Since you just replied now, I just have to tell you that we’re up in MI on vacation and just picked 10 pounds of Michigan blueberries which I am going to bake into a pie and then we’re all going to go jump into Lake Michigan—-thought you’d maybe enjoy a dose of Michigan today :)

Can we broaden that to include women? I just had a man threaten me last week in a political race I’m running, by bringing up what happened to another woman who was forced to drop out of her race after being slandered by my opponent, saying I should be careful of the same thing. When I told a woman friend of mine about…

Holy shit. Thank God you survived.

Good lord. After the birth of my fourth healthy baby, I felt unwell with a blinding headache. I was in one of the busiest and best birthing hospitals in the country. I told the nurse, they ignored me. I started to swell in my legs, they ignored me. I felt amazing in terms of the actual birth, once the headache…

My husband was so scared by seeing how much I bleed out he was hesitant about having another baby: I’ll never forget him saying, “you didn’t see what I saw. It scarred me.”