Yeah, I hope Elizabeth makes it to 112 and keeps him out of it 

It’s 100% fake. Pretty bummed they led with that one on this year’s post. Still, I love these, and on balance the stories are great and believable (even though I have, unfortunately, come to the conclusion that ghosts aren’t real, as much as I want them to be).

Thrift Store Murder She Wrote seemed fake as hell to me. Like an author insert fanfiction.

Wait, did we decide the “thrifting the dead lady’s dress” story was fake last year?

Looks like we know who will be playing Ivanka in the movie. 

Oh I’d be fucking hostile too if I looked like that.  I imagine waking up is a demoralizing act in and of itself.

My “first glance” assessment was the opposite of yours and apparently many others. I’ve studied the image to see why and can’t put my finger on it, other than the word “silly.”

You know, it’s not because a boss is a worthless piece of shit that their employees don’t need to be paid as much as anybody else.

That’s a weirdly salty article.

Today is not a great day for y’all, between this and the UK being racist because their national awards that have nothing to do with the governement is not…

Breaking news: Person we don’t like used Government program...exactly as it was intended. 

So the headline is actually “Business Owner Receives PPP And Keeps 25 Jobs”. 

yeah, exactly.

the problem with that, though, is that if the money doesn’t go to small businesses, most of them will have to close shop and a lot of the jobs are lost forever.

for the record, I don’t like her and agree she’s too rich for her own good,

Look, if you’re mad that a privileged fashion “influencer” has parlayed this silly shit into a business that requires a staff of 25 - ok, fine. Don’t drag her for getting a PPP loan. Any legit small business entity could apply for and use PPP funds.

The answer to this silly shit is a boycott of influencers and the…

It’s not like other small businesses could’ve benefitted from such a generous loan or anything...

Presumably, she used the money to pay her staff. Her other dumb behaviors notwithstanding, that is what the Act is for.

That's Elon's 6th child. The man left his first wife with 5 under 5.

It’s Theater Kids Rap (tm) that Miranda excels at, which will never fail to make a theater full of white Theater Kids loses their minds.

My Lin-Manuel Miranda fatigue* means I’ll probably never be able to give Hamilton a fair shake, but even I most admit that Goldsberry is fantastic on “Satisfied” and anyone who disagrees should just say they don’t like grown folks music and go.