Wow. What a fucking crazy thing to see people talking about.
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While the announcement was a non-event for me, the fact that Metroid Prime 4 ISN’T being developed by Retro Studios is pretty noteworthy. Especially since, if your old rumors pan out Kotaku, it MAY be being developed by Human Head Software. They’ll get to make their Space Bounty Hunter game after all (r.i.p. Prey 2)!
A drink for evil people? BB-8 heel turn confirmed! Man, Last Jedi really IS gonna be dark! :P
I’m just waiting for the Abbett & Costello reboot. I’m sure Seth Rogen & James Franco, or Zac Efron & The Rock, or Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill (surely, one of those classic comedy duos are our generations’ Abbett & Costello) will get into many hijinks when they run into Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe and whoever else was…
So you (claim you) don’t want a Therapist-bot to talk like a Stepdad, but you said nothing about commenters! How’s that sound, champ? ;)
“Maybe Political Coverage could use something a little more... Motorized”
I honestly think a good number of the cosmetics in I2 look terrible, garish and crazy :P Tekken or Virtua Fighter or Dead or Alive, it is not.
“The fact that he could spill over at any time and snap your neck with his mind, or rend you with a slash of that crimson blade, as he effortlessly glides around like a shadow is what fills every encounter with him with a palpable tension.”
So plop it on the “Universal Monster scale of Mediocrity” now; Is it higher or lower than I, Frankenstein/Dracula: Untold/The Wolfman? Because they’re so quick to dismiss them all as “Dark Universe” non-starters, but they never looked any better or worse than this (honestly, this looked much more boring the entire…
Can’t wait for next week when Universal decides “Island of Dr.Moreau” is due for a reboot and an induction into the MonsterVerse-that-may-or-may-not-be-”dark”-somehow.
Wonder Woman’s great and I’m thrilled for its success. But exploring the creator of WW is kind of a trite move. Anyone could do that, movie studios, but you gotta make a bolder, less subtle move - when can we start expecting the ripoffs now? I mean REALLY trying to muscle in on that Wonder Woman moo-lah? Confuse…
I dunno. I don’t think keeping Transformers secret is an issue that would require a big conspiracy. Like, Optimus and co. are just terrible at being subtle. You know what they’re doing only affects them; that’s not every Transformer’s experience #NotAllTransformers.
EA, Ubi Soft, Activision, Bethesda and Warner Bros. all announcing “AAA” games without Season Passes/DLC/Always-online requirements.
I like how you mentioned the cyclical nature of 3D as a fad, but should’ve brought up some other times Sega returned to the idea instead of just Nintendo’s return attempts with the Virtual Boy and 3DS later on. I mean, if you don’t mention Holosseum in an article like this now, when WILL you get the chance? Never,…
This animation is giving off a massive Venture Bros. vibe.
I wonder if there’s something we could just add to the ice to make it tougher? Y’know, like Pykrete? But somehow just by dusting miles of ice shelf with it and trusting the ice to absorb it?
Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe we should have the FCC fuck the internet after all - there’s just too many poorly adjusted people going apeshit over the dumbest crap every day now. Its done. Its broken. Shut it down.
“The American Meatloaf” is an insult to Meatloaf.
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“... from TMNT staples like the classic New York style slice, to some more... let’s say avant-garde options, like pizza-themed ramen. That is something I’m pretty sure Leo, Mikey, Donatello, and Raph would consider borderline heretical, but you do you!”