OR he found a killer meme he had to save.

I’m still at a loss. Even with the difference in urinals and not being able to calculate the correct trajectory for release, just aim for the back of the drain. No splash. Ever.

In all my years of spitting I’ve managed to never once hit my own penis. It’s possible!

To be fair it could have been a screenshot

This is the type of guy I’ve run into lately - Guy who ENTHUSIASTICALLY flushes the whole time they are draining the main vein.
This guy pumps on the flusher like it’s pulling the piss out of his dick. It’s so weird. Do you need water flow to go in public? Just turn on the faucet when you walk in, a hell of a lot less…

Obviously you don’t know how to use them, let alone INTIMATELY FAMILIAR. There has not been a urinal in my 31 years, whether I was sober or drunk, that I couldn’t correct course as soon as splash back occurred.

Coachable - learns after you tell them what to do. Someone who is coachable can also be a good learner. 

I was wondering where ol’ Rude was. I too hope he and the wife are doing ok. 

Oh they televise the “halftime show”. But here’s how it’s somehow worse - it’s not a real halftime show. The Chainsmokers were somewhere outside and the...whateverthefuck a Bad Bunny is was a music video. 

The Houston Texans:
We’ll take it from here, Browns. 

I once dug out a wart from the palm of my hand with a paperclip and my teeth.

Or just show it like 3 times a day. Morning, Noon and evening, like local news. There is 100% no need for SportsCenter to air all day on any network anymore. 

So here’s the thing. I’m pretty sure a doctor could be sued for publicly stating what they think is wrong with someone without the disclaimer “They aren’t my patient, I haven’t treated them blah blah blah”

Why do I think this? Well one of the things that entertains me greatly is Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla’s old…

And you save me research, thank you! This is the kind of comments we need more of!

Now see, I’m going to have to do more research on this. Building supervisor types have told me to always use the button, even if it makes me feel like a lazy asshole. From pulling them open (swinging door, obviously) I do feel the resistance.
So much for getting work done today!

I got a similar hokey post, I think Bruce brings that out in people. 

How is someone supposed to infer from:

Every time I hear a Springsteen song or otherwise am reminded about him I kick myself for not going to see him FOR FREE.
It was the NCAA basketball tournament, he was doing a concert on a Sunday. Weather was horrible. Rain, mud, 40 degrees. My wife was 1) not a Bruce fan and 2) no way in hell going out in that shit
So I…

Exactly what I said. Your reading comprehension is amazing.

Enough people that they have a reboot currently on the CW