Never EVER underestimate Rexxar!

Japan sells pedal-less bikes for young kids, and that’s essentially how they learn. However, in typical Asian style, most Japanese kids go from those 8" wheels to full-sized adult bikes (with factory-squeaky brakes and everything) and just have to figure it out. It works for them, though.

I also learned quicker practicing in my spacious backyard instead of the neighborhood sidewalk or driveway.

Oh god, throw it back! Throw it back!

The last few new strips have been rather simplistic and straightforward. I think Cecilia & Fei are getting the hint.

Monopoly is family-friendly until someone puts hotels on Boardwalk.

Can you imagine someone making an All Your Base reference today and having it land?

Felt a little like a slight towards Ctrl+Alt+Del.

Yeah, they will definitely remain untouched by the time you return.

It’s still available on the SNES original. ;)

Most of us are at an age where every console prior to the ‘Cube was probably thrown out or sold by our parents.

List of things he didn’t have fully rendered and programmed at the time.

Underrated wordplay.

The John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John role-reversal of the song is pretty poetic though:

Well, it wasn’t a commemorative ornament like something from Hallmark. It was a plain, red bulb with silver glitter. It might have been hand-decorated and that would be something to be bummed about. But my parents never explained its origin.

If it wasn’t your intention to fall asleep with a trans person, it’s fair enough to be surprised in the morning.

I’m a Hamm man, myself.

Ever since the legendary recipe change in the 90s, Burger King has always been better at fries.