Mind you that KFC in Japan tastes like 1,000 times better than it does in the States. Not that it’s “healthy” or “good for you”, just that it’s not a guaranteed trip to the restroom for a grease-induced shit. Or a decent shot at contracting e-coli.

Not sure why seeing Japanese fire hydrant markers (complete with an empty billboard slot) feels comfortable to me.

It keeps going... and going... and going... and going...

Don’t be silly, wall-to-wall carpeting is proof that every American is prosperous!

My family had an ornament labeled “1983", which was odd since that was no one’s birth year. I think a friend of the family had given it to them. Sometime in the late 90s it got destroyed. No one in particular was to blame but my parents were sullen about it and, as a result, so were me and my brother. It was like the…

To be fair, Papa John’s tastes AMAZING outside of the US. I’m guessing “better ingredients” make a “better pizza”? ;)

He was, at first. He seems to set the weapons to automatic, then manually sets the helm, then sits back and waits for it all to end. By the time he’s bearing down on the Narada, the viewscreen says that weapons are offline anyways. So there was a good couple of minutes where he was just waiting to die.

Same as 2009's Star Trek. George Kirk “has to” stay behind to collide the Kelvin with the Narada, but then spents his last few minutes just sitting in the Captain’s chair and listening to his son being born without him.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

The boy is the Legend.

Mirror opposite to this analysis is the Hammerhead in Rogue One, needing an entire bridge crew to face certain death just to push a disabled Star Destroyer into another one.

If your intent is to crash and die, ANYONE can fly a 747 without a co-pilot.

Watch out for her faerie rolls!

Of all the doors to pick, you chose a door where there is a bright halogen light directly above it but the only light on the floor is coming from the other side of its window. Even though the window itself is dark.

I don’t think this is necessarily a bad thing, but the fan service has definitely reached critical mass. The only thing left for the Zelda franchise to even do now is give players the ability to acquire all three pieces of the Triforce.

They’re all good joy-cons, Mike.

Give Bethesda time...

I almost snorted bits of saltine into my nasal cavity.

I imagine someone would also complain if they bothered to spend the extra time to give the underwear realistic physics and textures.

Better to have a shitty bra than to find yourself without one?