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It sounds tiring to have to continually look for something to get angry about in an attempt to make yourself relevant and feed your desired image on social media.

Have you considered fucking fully off?

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?

Particularly that many of these women really really struggled to feed themselves and their families, and latched onto some men in power who could. You know, I’m Jewish, I’m eastern European Jewish in fact. My family lived in the shadow of the holocaust. But I don’t begrudge these women who shacked up with German

Wait, what? Chocolat isn’t maudlin at all...

Death Happens

Can I just say how obnoxious and presumptuous I find all of Dan Fogelman’s titles to be? This is Us. Life Itself. It’s like he’s setting this shit up to be the SUPERLATIVE THOUGHT PIECE ON THE UNIVERSAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE when really these names are just lazy and vague.

I knew three different people lucky enough to have met Keanu years apart who had never met each other and I can confirm they each independently confirmed how genuinely nice he was to each of them (as if we ever expected something else anyway).

Go through the episodes of Ben Shapiro’s podcast, and note the guests he has on. Then go through his twitter and find how often he booked a guest with a public tweet “inviting” them on his show. You won’t see that. That’s not how these things work (except in rare instances where the “public invitation” is some sort of

Also I highly doubt you were "overjoyed" when she won if this is all it takes for you to be ready to cast a vote for someone that is her polar opposite. Suuuuure, honey. I definitely believe you. 

Your daily reminder that the United States does NOT have a justice system. We have a legal system. And it is callous as fuck. It continues to trample on the dignity of people everywhere. Especially women and minorities.

Your treatment has made me so angry. I’m so sorry this happened to you. You deserve justice, and I know you’ll ace the bar.

When I saw them run out, my first thought was that streaker interviewed on last week’s episode of Criminal. 

This act of defiance was far more entertaining to watch than the FIFA movie that only seven people saw.

Also, student discounts. ALL CUSTOMERS MATTER!!!!!!

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible

I really do not understand what the problem Jez and Slate is trying to stir up about these books is. Boys have always had role models and icons who they were told made history. It is about time that girls get to understand that they can make history, too, and that they have always made history but it was hidden.

The format privileges the successful and the extraordinary, popping them out of their context and any social movements or communities of activism or mutual aid that sustained their work. Telling stories for children also tends to file away rough edges, and there’s also the matter of who gets included, which is rarely

I am going to steal this line and use it against EVERY CHILD EVER from now on. Thank you.