He's the only one who washed his fuckin' hands.

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I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue

Have they tried turning it off and then back on again?

Comcast will be there between 8:00am and 6:00pm.

Just needs a reboot.

This is kind of a shitty sketch....

Is that the windshield from the Batmobile?

You win on a technicality.

I hope you meant "pucker".

Can't a guy get resurrected without someone ruining the ritual?

bro what

We just want to go home. That Banzai bastard just won't let us.

I...I....I'll just be over here, weeping.

Can you call it a villain? What is it? What does it want? What it wants is unknowable to such petty ants as you and I. It sleeps, yes; and it dreams, yes. But what dreams does it have?

No mention of this guy? First one that came to mind for me...

Sometime the bad guys don't even know who you are ...