“I think what happened in Syria is a disgrace to humanity. [Bashar al-Assad’s] there, and I guess he’s running things, so something should happen.

Not one person in that video isn’t attractive and thin and tall, too. Pepsi’s diversity is about skin color and not body type, size, or shape.

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Getting a raise to take it all. Still mourning juice boxes.

Weeping for the defeat of Going to Bed Hella Early.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

Dude, that woman has cool glasses, a sassy haircut, and a nice suit jacket. I’ll bet she’s somewhere right now living her best life and not giving a single fuck.

Pence is potentially more dangerous than Trump because he is more palatable. He knows how to behave, he speaks well, he fits into that “presidential” mold we hear so much about. Trump is easy for a lot of people to point at and go “nope” because he presents as being half a breath away from foaming at the mouth. With…

This survey from baby hands popped on Facebook. Everyone should take it because it’s about media accountability and you can type out answers.

I will not stand for this disrespect of Old Bay.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Is he saying that all this could have been avoided with a participation trophy, a round of applause and a complimentary pussy-grab back in September 2015? Because that’s kinda what I’m hearing.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.