It is, in fact, the only reasonable response.

It's the Royal Ascot! The hats are supposed to be magnificent and unruly. Small, demure hats are the modest church ladies of the milliner's world. This is spectacle!

Me too. A pox on beige!

To have a chip on one's shoulder means "being angry about something that happened in the past; holding a grudge."

Say what you will about her face, hair and makeup. In my estimation, she has the best sternum game in Hollywood.

This is the world's greatest gif. I say that as a collector and connoisseur.

When it was released at TIFF last year as The F Word, it received very favourable reviews. http://variety.com/2013/film/revi…

The screenplay is based on a play written by a friend of mine, a two-hander called Toothpaste and Cigars. It is a brilliant play and the movie has been getting loads of good press from TIFF. Will watch, will love.

i don't think most people are singling out the white dress as anything related to her sexual history, but more because it seems like just yesterday she had another tacky wedding extravaganza and now she's doing it all over again and the whole point of wedding dresses is that they're supposed to be special but it takes…

There are many questionable aspects to this whole wedding. There has been nothing understated or conventional about the occasion. To single out a white dress as something she doesn't deserve because she's not a virgin/has been married is a bit too on the nose, don't you think? I would hope that Jezebel might be one…

Oh, poor you. If you're going to clutch your pearls that an adult woman has had more than one sexual partner or spouse, or suggest that white is a colour that must be "earned" at one's own wedding, at least own that shit.

It probably sounds like slut shaming because it is.

Always and forever.

Ditto. I've been really enjoying both your posts on this subject.

I say this with complete gentleness.

That face gets him out of a lot of trouble, I must say. Although, so does having an accomplice with the same kind of dewey-eyed look of love.

Context is everything. It must be 1:00 am, the bar must be shutting down, people must be spilling out onto the street, and a hot dog vendor must be there with cheese smokies and sauerkraut as options.

Good boy, Apollo. Good boy.

Aw, I'm sorry. Guys may come and go, but relationships with dogs are REAL, man.

Brindle. I'm not sure of his full background. Maybe some boxer or pit? Some Dutch shepherd, perhaps? He's 99% suck and 1% badass.