mactruck79
MacTruck79
mactruck79

I always assumed that Kavanaugh would be confirmed, so the only solace I can take out of this entire confirmation fiasco is how it exposed the cravenness and chumminess of all of these elite law people. All of your supposedly principled Ivy League-trained legal thinkers like Wittes and the Tiger Mom showed their asses

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.  

The repo man will do a twofer — McMansion and Raptor at the same stop. Or Cookie Cutter and F150.

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

That’s not how being a manager works. You’re responsible for the appearance of your staff. If I wore assless chaps to work (even though my dress code doesn’t specifically outlaw assless chaps) it would be someone’s job to tell me not to do that because although some establishments are fine with assless chaps, this one

Damn, I was hoping this was going to be for the non-parents on the flight. Surviving long (and short) flights that have other people’s kids on board can be quite a challenge.

Dr. Ford’s letter was kept private at Dr. Ford’s request - you’re just regurgitating Republican talking points.

What Kavanaugh expressed wasn’t pain as normal people experience it.

I’m fucking sick of people calling this country “divided,” as if the differences between the sides- for lack of a better term- is something that is able to be overcome with respect or something.

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

I mean, they’re god-damned SENATORS, and even they hired a lawyer to do their questioning for them.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

My neighborhood park has the rent the gazebo thing. If you ever wanna see a bunch of middle aged white dads pucker up, it’s when they using it without renting it, and the rightful renter shows up. 

Hey, remember that we’re in the United States, and we can call him a fat, orange, demented piece of shit who doesn’t actually represent this country’s actual values because we don’t live under a dictatorship.

Judge: “I sentence you to be coal-rolled at every stoplight for six months.”

“Typical. President Trump helps a couple get a new YACHT and lying desperate fake news liberals somehow spin it as something bad 😂 😂 😂 #MAGA #justonehugdadbeforeyoudie”

Homebrewer tip: PBW (Powdered Brewery Wash) also clears up glassware. Dishwasher etching, hard water spots, etc.  Once a year, I give all my glasses a soak.