Yeah, that was a dumb comment in the article.  What, you what another Jeffrey Epstein, here?

He was great in Escape from LA, though.

Start with a new Dracula movie. It follows the classic story fairly closely. Dracula’s a villain, Jonathan Harker and van Helsing race against time to save Mina Harker. They succeed, killing Dracula by carving his heart out of his chest with a Bowie knife, which they seal away in a jar. Post credit stinger is…

Parsing her words that hard doesn’t do a lot to convince people you got a legitimate criticism of her.

Marrying Han and having a kid. Not only would their personal live be better, the entire galaxy would have been better off if they never boned. Literally nothing good came from it.

I dislike Rise of Skywalker a lot, but that’s probably the element that pissed me off the most.

Nope, sorry, I stand corrected.  Bringing…

Yes, I absolutely believe ICE would try to arrest someone without properly identifying themselves.  Everything I’ve read about these chucklefucks indicates that that’s exactly what they would do.

“The Cthulhu Mythos” refers to a broad constellation of stories set in a collaborative fictional universe established by HP Lovecraft and his circle of friends. By no means is a New England setting, a pre-WWII time period, or an ocean-themed monster a necessary component. Lovecraft himself wrote plenty of Mythos…

Is Icthultu is the Apple version of Cthulhu?

Read the article:

I’m pretty sure he’s actually suing because he didn’t get a boner. Your really hard-core self-hating closet case tends to also be a prude about displays of heteronormative sexuality, because their lack of reaction to it reminds them of the thing they’re desperately trying to repress.

Read this article in the vain hope that the headline meant someone had hit Mitch McConnell with a folding chair.

Ayn Rand is a helluva drug.

The guy wrote books, in French, about how much he liked fucking children, and those books were successful both financially and critically.

This was pretty big news recently:

This. I hate this trope in comics, almost as much as I hate the trope where someone finds out a hero’s secret identity, and then takes shit from someone else for not cluing them in sooner.

Genuinely blows my mind that Napolitano actually has some ethics.

I gotta take issue with “people hated TLJ.” A lot of people did, for sure, but an equal number really, really loved it. (I was one of them.)  But I agree that there’s not much point in trying to argue a fan of one into being a fan of the other.  They represent very different ideas about how to handle the franchise,…

I think there’s plenty of blame for both JJ and the studio, but I agree, RoS failed in exactly the way Abrams properties tend to fail.

The basic problem for me was, I wasn’t entertained. None of the systems in the game quite landed. The collectibles (and therefore, most of the exploring) was pointless, the combat generally frustrating, and the story largely uninteresting and uninspired.

It didn’t help that apparently I got the game on the “buggy”…

Sure, but finding cool hidden power ups, or at least easter eggs, is part of the appeal of this sort of game. By making them so lame they’re not worth going after, they lose one of the central draws of the genre.