Yes if genius includes good aesthetic and appreciation for the user experience

Please move to Norway.

I stop reading when you suggest we are more civilized... than what?

@chaz9205: Make sure you don't cut through the root. Like in the video, if you cut off the top/bottom above the root, you won't get the eye burning fumes.

She has 80 year-old lady legs!

Wow she's really put together for 9am run to school, and the kid's barely awake. And Matthew Broderick will get it also.

He's looking older by the day. And all the talk about hair plugs does not help either. Time to see Cindy's plastic surgeon.

Can't wait to see The Changeling

leaf of lettuce

or Phil Collins.

Love those shoes and fishnets. The lizard skin armor/top is another story. BTW, what are those fuzzy red things in the basket??

Gawd get this girl an assistant stat. I didn't know Chanel makes garbage bags too.

What a bloated mess. Wearing teenager clothing only accentuates the terribleness.

Thanks for using Stevie Nicks finally.

Richisms this week:

I stopped going to that site because there's only so much Ashlee Simpson and Jonas brothers I can take without being a 10 year old.

He is Paul Anderson, director of the Resident Evil movies and AVP.

@SomnambulantHobbit: What are you talking about girl? He looks good to eat with 5 o'clock shadow. And, yeah, GO SOX.

I totally buy the story that his Mom and sister are trying to extort money from him, a la "Million dollar baby." Look, you'll have an angry fit too if your Mom who abandoned you and now works as a clown wants a piece of your hard earned money.

@TexasCrude: Don't see the exact creepiness in it, sorry. Sex with him in exchange for free money (what's his limit I wonder) IS NOT a bad deal at all. Guys are known to do and say much creepier things in those situations. In fact, sex with him in exchange for no free shit is worth the trouble.