Your explanation has the makings of a Burt Reynolds movie.

I mean that in a good way.

GRRRRR This is Gawker and I'm ANGRY!!!

I feel safer near a GT-R doing triple digit than a hypermiling Prius tailgating an 18-wheeler.

When she got home, fifteen different law firms sent her mail asking to represent her.

The GT-R makes that story believable ;-)

Not being the fastest is the big one...unless you're driving something that sticks out. Then, at least appear to be going much slower than that Infiniti SUV from New York that doesn't know better.

At least the judge was sane...

Fuck Virginia

My mother drove (for the first time in her life) my GT-R from Miami to Washington, DC, and was pulled over in Emporia, VA (a known speed trap) for 81 mph, and given a reckless driving ticket. When she got home, fifteen different law firms sent her mail asking to represent her. It's all a fucked up scam, and she got…

#Autodamus

Using gory limericks and calling people "twats" is a great way to promote bike safety.

Sixty computers seems like a lot, but if you drive a high end luxury car that's fully loaded with all the electronic options, it's certainly possible. I'm a volvo mechanic, and the newer cars can have over 30 different computer modules on board.

Sorry, all we have is sea bass, sir.

You mean the Alle Oberflächen Wunder Laufwerk mode.

You, sir, have a bright future in marketing ahead of you. I can see those being offered as a package on the G-wagen.