Read the header as 'Gabe Kaplan' and thought to myself, "This has gotta be good." Ah well. Still gives new meaning to the term Sweathog.

He was on fire last night.

The bravado butt-hurt happening here is palpable.

Speaking of, Slashing penalties often bring players to their sha-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees!

Ugh, I was already pretty excited for this was a great read and has me rethinking my plan to see it tomorrow and go today. Like I want to walk out of work right now and head to the theater.

Needs some 'Wands it'.

I know, I'm genuinely curious. I've skimmed through his YouTube vids and he seems like a great guy.

Where does Tay Zonday score on this here key-tar thing?

Please tell me someone also overheard him telling the team to refer to him as Coach Wild Thing.

Just cleared it!

Oh hai guys, I do believe this takes the cake. Video isn't synced unfortunately, but that only really helps the situation.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Geritol Paradox

Unabashed cider drinker for many years. I love Strongbow. Nice and dry.

Darth Merrin. The power of the dark side of the Force compels you!

I thought the batter was going to foul the ball into the runner's crotch. Correction, I hoped the batter was going to foul the ball into the runner's crotch. Hijinks.

Screw the polka dots, look at those choppers!

Since there are other non-sci fi flicks listed here, this has always been my #1.

"Cash! I'm impressed!"
"Saw my pimp today."

"Do you own rubber gloves?"
"I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy."

"So you're a friend of the Underhills."
"Yeah, I saved his life during the war."
"You were in the war?"
"No, he was. I…

“He’s got a ton to prove,” Zduriencik said. “It’s all on him.”

It's a nice addition in theory, as I've been looking for more RPG elements to my FIFA and NHL games for a while now, since I'm older and looking for more immersion in my game modes. In reality though, it's so bare bones as to be almost insulting. It may just be some of my EA cynicism showing through, but I feel they…

To be fair, his face exploded.