And I can tell you, those are the people who are going to be rabidly organizing the 20-year reunion and incessantly sending you FB messages, and you're going to be like, "Who is this dork?" Worm. turned.
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These guys are too young for one of them to be named Lance.
Look at him, he's even putting regular fuel in it, even though Audi recommends he use premium. Just like a person who really owned that car would.
He has a clown's face, doesn't he?
For me, it's like songs. I can love a song, but eventually, if it's overdone, I get a bit tired of it.
I used Napster when I was a teenager, I admit that. But now I'm 30 and I've been paying for things like an adult for a decade. I also make sure I donate at least once a year to NPR and the podcasts I listen to.
I don't think it's horrible to get a burned CD from a friend every once in awhile, or to give my HBO password…
Is it possible for you and your friend to read that book at the same time when you borrow it? Can you keep the book forever, while your friend retains equal access to it? Your example doesn't fit the situation.
You are stealing, and you are fully aware that it is wrong. Don't blame the artist or the record company. If you didn't want to steal, you wouldn't. Your logic makes no sense. What's to stop you from pocketing small items when you go to the grocery store? It's okay, right, because if they didn't want you to steal the…
To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern
Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."
Ginny was Harry's way into the Weasley family. He always wanted Ron's family and now he's got it. Ginny is a Harry Potter fan-girl. This is like how Katie Holmes ended up supposedly married to Tom Cruise.
No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.
You only have to boycott the things you want to boycott. If you like it, keep using it.
If we boycotted everything that didn't match our values we would pretty much need to go live in the woods like Jon Gosselin. Also we would have to grow our own food and wear loincloths made of made of leaves and thrift store Ed…
When I was in school, we had a regular mah-jongg game every Friday night. The one of bamboo is supposed to be a peacock, but on this set, it looked kind of like a chicken. One night, three people called mah-jongg off it, and it became known as the Chicken of Doom. Thus it became a rule that you had to shout "NO, YOU…
In case anyone's wondering, the overly-specific German word for this phenomenon is mooboomscheisse
Pamplemousse le croix is the ONLY le croix.
It's November 25 — exactly one month until Christmas, exactly one month to watch Elf on repeat — and even if you…
She's like my adorable little sister (if I were cool enough to have an adorable little sister like that instead of a sister who loves Glenn Beck and who thinks Obama is Satan).