Exactly! Rip Jezebel. Thank you for the golden years.

Drunk New Years edit #413... On the same post. Happy 2016.

Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. If Jezebel loses one more writer, I may weep... Amen. Seriously after this blow, the loss of Bobby or Maddie will place the long over due nail in this shit. Long live B.O.C and C.A. Pinkham ( Wonkette doesn’t even know what they have gained. ) Also, the cat hair in the vagina…

After yet another night of irresponsible drinking with my favorite group of friends I decided a morning trip to Walmart was the best idea ever. Feeling fine and hangover-proof as one does in their 20’s, I set out about shopping for whatever random crap one does at any given superstore. About 10 mins into random…