Not everyone is there until we see Wolf Blitzer there trying to find a link to MH370. It's become a farce now, more than ever after Bomani Jones' comments./mic drop/pipebomb. To quote Chris Rock...

2.1 billion

So you were fine being potentially exploited, and therefore other people should be too. Got it.

and if you'd blown your knee two games into the season, your college would have kicked your ass to the curb.

160 years ago he would be telling you that his slaves get a roof over their heads, free meals, the dignity of hard work, and that it's a pretty good deal for them.

How I Blew My Chances at Getting a 25 Year Old Hottie and Got Her When She Was 50 Instead

How I Carried A Flame For Your "Aunt" For 25 Fucking Years

How I met your mother, but not anything about the life we had together or what she was like or pretty much anything actually about your mother.

How I was the first person to undergo a successful vocal cord transplant

Well, well, well...I think we've learned that The Guy DOES Care after all.

How I Trolled You For 9 Years

hahahahahahaha fuck you dude

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