Puppies stink much less than full grown dogs.

Thanks for the notes, but still. My brain hurts.

OMG, the gif with Sinead O'Connor crying split-screen with Miley tongue-waggling was more than I could bear the last day or two.

Lindsay Lohan is starting to look like Lindsay Lohan again! I've always pulled for her for some reason. I always wanted her to just spend a week at my house, learning how average people deal, hoping she could take the lessons and adapt them to Hollywood.

This woman is now another of my heroes. I want to be the coolest old lady on the block , and these are the kind of lessons I need! And yep, I do know how to salsa.

The borden! ha! I know, I know, it's still sad for the cat. But maybe Elsie can help.

Pumpkin Pie Beverages at Timmy's.

Thank you for this. The backup at Tim Horton's is making my morning commute even more hellish.

If you're drunk and it's not your usual surroundings, it's actually pretty easy. Especially if the houses are all very similar. I did it once as a kid (not drunk, of course). My folks rented a cabin on a lake, and all the cabins pretty much looked the same. Just wandered into a cabin with an old couple having…

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Urine trouble now.

I did a double-take! Even had the same blonde patch.

I'm looking at the guy in the article pic and thinking he's Aiden now. He's so sad!

Am I the only one that thought this was either photoshopped or that Bey had a broken neck?

Well, there probably was so little outrage because Madonna was 36 when Bedtime Stories came out. Among other pretty huge differences between Madonna and Miley.

I was coming here to say something very similar. Those unblinking eyes! YEESH!

Isn't that Jennifer Hudson? Not Kelly Rowland?

Only if it's halal.

We could each get one and be twinsies!

It doesn't sound mean! Especially since it really is all a bit much.